Dear person,

My name is Michael Neumann and I like to make things. If it involves code, art, and the process of putting them together then I'm probably going to be interested in it. I'm particularly fond of starting original projects from scratch and try to be rather creative when doing so.

Where are you from?

I'm the son of a hog farmer born and raised in Midwest, USA but now live in Seattle, WA. You may be wondering where in Midwest I'm from specifically, but I'll never tell. One time my brother hit me in the head with a baseball, another time he hit me in the head with a rock.

What are your current happenings?

I currently work full time for an educational game company as a Flash artist (woo) and try to do super fun hobby projects when I have any down time. When that's not happening you may find me playing video games or poppin sweet wheelies on my bike.

What is the square root of 384?

I'm not sure.

Is it weird to be answering questions that you, yourself have written?

Yes.